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Un polițist trage pe dreapta o mașină într-o localitate pe Drumul Național 1.
– Ce aveți cu mine, domnule polițist, de ce m-ați tras pe dreapta?
Polițistul îi explică:
– Domnule, ați trecut de 70! De asta vă amendez!
Șoferul îi răspunde supărat:
– Acum dați amenzi și din cauza vârstei?
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