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Un camion de mare tonaj s-a înțepenit sub un pod, iar soferul a sunat la 112 pentru a cere ajutorul autorităților.
Echipa de descarcerare sosește la fața locului. Șeful echipei se uită mirat, se scarpină în cap și îl întreabă:
– Ce-ați facut, v-ați înțepenit?
Șoferul răspunde:
– Nu, domnule! Eu, de fapt, căram podul, dar am rămas fără benzină…
Bancul zilei – Donald Trump se întâlnește cu regina Angliei
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