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Un șofer băut este adus la secția de poliție. Acesta abia poate sta pe picioare, așa că ia loc pe un scaun și spune indignat, printre sughițuri:
– Nu pot să în… înțeleg de ce am fost adus la pol… poliție!
– Pentru băutură! îi răspunde ofițerul de serviciu.
– Păi, păi, păi… de ce nu zici așa? Adu-mi repede un coniac!
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