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Trei bețivani stateau într-un bar dintr-o gara. Trenul sună de plecare. Unul din ei zice:
-Mai avem timp de un rând.
Mai comandă ei un rând și până să-și dea seama, trenul pornește. Cei trei fug după el. Primul se agață, îl ajută și pe al doilea să se urce. Al treilea se oprește, își trage răsuflarea și începe să râdă în hohote. Un om care trecea pe acolo îl întreabă:
-De ce râzi omule! Următorul tren e abia la 4.
La care omul răspunde:
-De fapt cei doi au venit să mă conducă la gara!
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