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Merge Ceauşescu la americani şi se dă mare că a trimis o navă spaţială pe Soare.
Americanii, după ce râd copios de el, îi spun:
– Domnule Ceauşescu, pe soare sunt mii de grade… Cum aţi putut trimite o nava acolo?
La care, Ceauşescu:
– Ha, ha, ha, eu am trimis-o noaptea…
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